The Positive Universal Directional Cone
could change your life today!
For positive relief from the pervasive effects
of DIS-placement and DIS-ease use the cone!
Symptoms of
Chronic Hovering
Fractured focus, constant multi-tasking
Inability to breathe deeply and slowly
Urge to keep moving no matter what
Fear of silence Fear of darkness
Fear of stillness,
Chronic restlessless
Inability to establish strong Earth connection
Trouble reading this far in the text
Obsession with speed and motion
Tinitus: ringing in ears
Dulling of normal body responses to excessive noise
Avoidance of or disavowel of deeply held desires for creative activity
Moving from one displacement activity to another in sequence
Trouble remembering life without medication
or electronic entertainment
Difficulty reading this far in the text
Using technology to screen intimate connections
Chronic linearity
Side
Effects:
Excessive spending and shopping
Excessive travel Speeding Tickets
Denial of Responsibility and focusing of blame elsewhere Excessive use of outdoor lighting Rigidity of thinking Stiffening of body
Difficulty establishing sense of meaning
Planning leisure time around TV reruns
Cell phone ear (encephonitus)
Feelings of isolation and alienation
• T H E C O N E REALLY W O R K S •
EASY step-by-step INSTRUCTIONS
are included in your P.U.D.C. packet
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The Positive Universal Directional CONE 